Morning Docket: 11.12.21

* Trump thinks it's reasonable that his followers were yelling "Hang Mike Pence." I knew he was the vice president, but who knew the vice was wrath? [Daily Beast] * One way to support our service folks might be allowing them to sue the Defense Department. [San Francisco Chronicle] * Rittenhouse's judge is starting to give me Alabama vibes. Money on which group he's gonna piss off next? [CNN] * Oop, found the answer, he's gonna piss off the impartiality people. Applauding a person about to take the stand might lead to prejudicial deference to their testimony — who knew? [Rolling Stone] * In a win for labor rights, immigrant detainees in Washington will have to be paid at least minimum wage! Woop woop! [Time]

* Trump thinks it’s reasonable that his followers were yelling “Hang Mike Pence.” I knew he was the vice president, but who knew the vice was wrath? [Daily Beast]

* One way to support our service folks might be allowing them to sue the Defense Department. [San Francisco Chronicle]

* Rittenhouse’s judge is starting to give me Alabama vibes. Money on which group he’s gonna piss off next? [CNN]

* Oop, found the answer, he’s gonna piss off the impartiality people. Applauding a person about to take the stand might lead to prejudicial deference to their testimony — who knew? [Rolling Stone]

* In a win for labor rights, immigrant detainees in Washington will have to be paid at least minimum wage! Woop woop! [Time]


Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. Before that, he wrote columns for an online magazine named The Muse Collaborative under the pen name Knehmo. He endured the great state of Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.