Can We Openly Admit America Grooms Mass Shootings Now?

Mass shootings are a tragedy elsewhere. Here? They're routine.

flag with bullet holesCan we be frank together for a second? I’m not here to talk thoughts and prayers with you. That shit clearly doesn’t work.

Let’s talk facts. Mass shootings are America’s Ford Pinto and we’d much rather sing abstract praise about liberty than issue a product recall.

 

These aren’t unforeseen circumstances. This is our normal. Anywhere else, people do more than throw up their hands and say “What can you do?” when some mother holds the remains of what is probably their child because identifying victims became difficult.

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Here in the land of the free, guns kill more kids than cancer. Or anything else for that matter, given that they are the leading cause of death among children and teens.

And I don’t want this to come off as an “aren’t the Democrats so much better than right-wingers” post. The country is gun crazy; where else would people respond to sneezing and coughing with buying a gun? We’re one of the few places where Poops McGee’s graduation photos even make sense, not to mention could become a rallying cry.

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Let’s stop pretending we don’t know why these mass shootings are a common occurrence. It’s because our culture grooms gun and vigilante worship. How else would you explain the widespread adoption of a Punisher ethos among the people whose only job is to literally uphold the law?

Part of it is a desperate thirst for recognition.

And despite the red herring chalking the shootings up to a lack of mental health resources, valid as that is to address, many of these shootings were made of sound mind.

 

“Thoughts and prayers” are just the politician’s version of “That’s the cost of doing business.” And business will continue to boom until we start giving an actual fuck about how easy it is to access guns and take lives with them.

I know there’s been backlash against people exercising their constitutionally backed First Amendment right to protest in front of people’s homes, but something has got to give. Voting ain’t cutting it, and if protesting in front of governors and lawmakers, chanting the names of the children, mothers, fathers and grocery store shoppers is what it takes to prevent 18-year-olds buying assault rifles as soon as possible or domestic terrorists from shooting up Black churches, so fucking be it.

God bless America. And if you’re reading this, God bless you. Because based on widespread crisis fatigue and the fact that we’ve we’ve already had 213 mass shootings this year, I doubt that number is gonna drop off any time soon. And God bless the parents from these schools who were not able to hear their children breathe again:

Thurston High School
Columbine High School
Heritage High School
Deming Middle School
Fort Gibson Middle School
Buell Elementary School
Lake Worth Middle School
University of Arkansas
Junipero Serra High School
Santana High School
Bishop Neumann High School
Pacific Lutheran University
Granite Hills High School
Lew Wallace High School
Martin Luther King, Jr. High School
Appalachian School of Law
Washington High School
Conception Abbey
Benjamin Tasker Middle School
University of Arizona
Lincoln High School
John McDonogh High School
Red Lion Area Junior High School
Case Western Reserve University
Rocori High School
Ballou High School
Randallstown High School
Bowen High School
Red Lake Senior High School
Harlan Community Academy High School
Campbell County High School
Milwee Middle School
Roseburg High School
Pine Middle School
Essex Elementary School
Duquesne University
Platte Canyon High School
Weston High School
West Nickel Mines School
Joplin Memorial Middle School
Henry Foss High School
Compton Centennial High School
Virginia Tech
Success Tech Academy
Miami Carol City Senior High School
Hamilton High School
Louisiana Technical College
Mitchell High School
E.O. Green Junior High School
Northern Illinois University
Lakota Middle School
Knoxville Central High School
Willoughby South High School
Henry Ford High School
University of Central Arkansas
Dillard High School
Dunbar High School
Hampton University
Harvard College
Larose-Cut Off Middle School
International Studies Academy
Skyline College
Discovery Middle School
University of Alabama
DeKalb School
Deer Creek Middle School
Ohio State University
Mumford High School
University of Texas
Kelly Elementary School
Marinette High School
Aurora Central High School
Millard South High School
Martinsville West Middle School
Worthing High School
Millard South High School
Highlands Intermediate School
Cape Fear High School
Chardon High School
Episcopal School of Jacksonville
Oikos University
Hamilton High School
Perry Hall School
Normal Community High School
University of South Alabama
Banner Academy South
University of Southern California
Sandy Hook Elementary School
Apostolic Revival Center Christian School
Taft Union High School
Osborn High School
Stevens Institute of Business and Arts
Hazard Community and Technical College
Chicago State University
Lone Star College-North
Cesar Chavez High School
Price Middle School
University of Central Florida
New River Community College
Grambling State University
Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Ossie Ware Mitchell Middle School
Ronald E. McNair Discovery Academy
North Panola High School
Carver High School
Agape Christian Academy
Sparks Middle School
North Carolina A&T State University
Stephenson High School
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Edison High School
Liberty Technology Magnet High School
Hillhouse High School
Berrendo Middle School
Purdue University
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Los Angeles Valley College
Charles F. Brush High School
University of Southern California
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Academy of Knowledge Preschool
Benjamin Banneker High School
D. H. Conley High School
East English Village Preparatory Academy
Paine College
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John F. Kennedy High School
Seattle Pacific University
Reynolds High School
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Fern Creek Traditional High School
Langston Hughes High School
Marysville Pilchuck High School
Florida State University
Miami Carol City High School
Rogers State University
Rosemary Anderson High School
Wisconsin Lutheran High School
Frederick High School
Tenaya Middle School
Bethune-Cookman University
Pershing Elementary School
Wayne Community College
J.B. Martin Middle School
Southwestern Classical Academy
Savannah State University
Harrisburg High School
Umpqua Community College
Northern Arizona University
Texas Southern University
Tennessee State University
Winston-Salem State University
Mojave High School
Lawrence Central High School
Franklin High School
Muskegon Heights High School
Independence High School
Madison High School
Antigo High School
University of California-Los Angeles
Jeremiah Burke High School
Alpine High School
Townville Elementary School
Vigor High School
Linden McKinley STEM Academy
June Jordan High School for Equity
Union Middle School
Mueller Park Junior High School
West Liberty-Salem High School
University of Washington
King City High School
North Park Elementary School
North Lake College
Freeman High School
Mattoon High School
Rancho Tehama Elementary School
Aztec High School
Wake Forest University
Italy High School
NET Charter High School
Marshall County High School
Sal Castro Middle School
Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School
Great Mills High School
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Huffman High School
Frederick Douglass High School
Forest High School
Highland High School
Dixon High School
Santa Fe High School
Noblesville West Middle School
University of North Carolina Charlotte
STEM School Highlands Ranch
Edgewood High School
Palm Beach Central High School
Providence Career & Technical Academy
Fairley High School (school bus)
Canyon Springs High School
Dennis Intermediate School
Florida International University
Central Elementary School
Cascade Middle School
Davidson High School
Prairie View A & M University
Altascocita High School
Central Academy of Excellence
Cleveland High School
Robert E. Lee High School
Cheyenne South High School
Grambling State University
Blountsville Elementary School
Holmes County, Mississippi (school bus)
Prescott High School
College of the Mainland
Wynbrooke Elementary School
UNC Charlotte
Riverview Florida (school bus)
Second Chance High School
Carman-Ainsworth High School
Williwaw Elementary School
Monroe Clark Middle School
Central Catholic High School
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DeAnza High School
Ridgway High School
Reginald F. Lewis High School
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Waukesha South High School
Oshkosh High School
Catholic Academy of New Haven
Bellaire High School
North Crowley High School
McAuliffe Elementary School
South Oak Cliff High School
Texas A&M University-Commerce
Sonora High School
Western Illinois University
Oxford High School
Robb Elementary School

Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s.  He endured Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.