Clowns

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 10.07.16

* Rudy Giuliani may be hot to trot for Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, but that doesn't mean his relatives are. His daughter, Caroline, has indicated that she'll be casting her ballot for Hillary Clinton. [Big Law Business] * Police in New Jersey have made their first creepy clown arrest. The alleged perp is a 12-year-old from Toms River who made an "unspecified threat" against her middle school from the Instagram account “Killerclownfromnj.” [Fault Lines / Mimesis Law] * Just like your country, you're young, scrappy, and hungry, but that unauthorized "Hamilton" merchandise you're selling is a definite way to lose your shot -- and find yourself on the receiving end of an IP lawsuit. [THR, Esq. / Hollywood Reporter] * Why not combine your love for liquor with your love for the law? Be a beer and wine attorney! Raise your glass, because these are the three coolest job listings this week in that field, and two of them are in-house! Cheers! [Greedy Associates / FindLaw] * Why haven't you registered for the Academy for Private Practice yet? You can network with your peers at our cocktail reception *and* receive CLE credit. It's taking place in Philadelphia on October 27 and 28, and we're offering a huge discount. Use code "10YRDISCOUNT" to receive $100 off the price of your ticket! [Above the Law]

By Staci Zaretsky
Law Schools

Law Library Misplaces Tortured Clown

I was explaining to new Above the Law helper Natasha Lydon how things work in the ATL, and I said: “Basically, from now until finals, we’ll be able to run a ‘stupid law student story’ every day. The kids are stressed, and it’s starting to show.” On cue, I received an email from a law […]

By Elie Mystal