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Celebrities, Divorce Train Wrecks, Family Law, Golf, Hotties, Sports
How Did McGuireWoods Land the Tiger Woods Divorce Case? With the Help of a Hottie....
Yesterday we covered the divorce of golf sensation Tiger Woods and his stunningly beautiful wife, former model Elin Nordegren. We noted that Nordegren was represented by McGuireWoods. Although McGuireWoods is a top firm, especially in its home state of Virginia, it’s “not known for its matrimonial practice,” as Nathan Koppel of the WSJ Law Blog […] -
Breasts, Hotties, Kids
Best Defense of the Day: My client is a hottie.
Let’s be clear. My client is tall, brunette and has an ample breast and is therefore going to naturally be sensuous when she applies cream to her chest. — Italian lawyer Gianluca Arrighi in defense of a topless sunbathing client, who applied sunblock in a way that “troubled” two boys, 12 and 14. - Sponsored
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Hotties, Law Schools, Reality TV, Ridiculousness, Television
Albie Manzo v. Seton Hall Law School?
Real Housewives of New Jersey son Albie Manzo may be slow, but he’s determined. He flunked out of Seton Hall law school, but he still wants his law degree, and met with a lawyer in the show’s last episode to figure out how he can get it. Manzo says that the culprit behind his poor […]
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Bar Exams, Biglaw, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Hotties, Kathleen Sullivan, Law Schools
Elizabeth Wurtzel: Not A Fan of the Bar Exam
The fabulous Elizabeth Wurtzel — the bestselling and critically acclaimed writer, who graduated from Yale Law School and is now a litigatrix at the powerhouse known as Boies Schiller — has a bone to pick with the bar exam. In a recent post on the blog of the Brennan Center — an organization that we […] -
Celebrities, Hotties, Lindsay Lohan, Litigatrix, Prisons, Sentencing Law
Should Lindsay Lohan Go To Law School?
When actress Lindsay Lohan was sentenced earlier this week to 90 days in jail for probation violations, she showed up in court with fabulous fingernails. If you’d like to learn about how to get the same look for your own nails, check out our sister site, Fashionista. The tie-dye effect on LiLo’s nails was très […] -
Hotties, Law Schools, Reality TV, Television
Reality TV On Mission To Destroy Reputation of Law School Students Everywhere
This is not a good month for legal types in reality television. Albie Manzo of The Real Housewives of New Jersey failed out of Seton Hall Law School. Brooklyn Law School grad Victoria Eisner of Downtown Girls failed the New York bar exam. And now all of the law school classmates of Erica Rose have […] -
Bar Exams, Hotties, Reality TV, Skaddenfreude, Television
Reality TV Star Victoria, of Downtown Girls, Fails the Bar Exam
MTV has sunk low. Really low. Its newest program, Downtown Girls — a reality TV show about a group of hot girls living in TriBeCa — is using the New York bar exam as a dramatic narrative hook. We wrote before about the law grad on the show in our post: Why Unemployed Lawyers Shouldn’t […] -
Citigroup, Gloria Allred, Hotties
Too-Hot-For-Citibank Banker Files New Papers -- With the Help of Gloria Allred
When last we checked in on Debrahlee Lorenzana (pictured), she was switching lawyers to bring on a fellow media hog, Gloria Allred (recently the subject of a lengthy NYT profile). Over the weekend, Lorenzana filed her first papers under Allred’s stewardship. Apparently we need to make a call to Geneva or something, and have them […] - Sponsored
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ACLU, Exercise, Hotties, Sports
Three Cheers for Designating Cheerleading a Sport?
It’s one of life’s great unanswered questions: Is cheerleading a sport? Soon a federal judge in Connecticut will make a ruling in a Title IX case that may help solve this age-old mystery. From the New Haven Register: It is unclear whether federal judge Stefan R. Underhill will offer an opinion on whether competitive cheerleading […] -
Bar Exams, Hotties, Reality TV, Romance and Dating, Television
Why Unemployed Lawyers Shouldn't Go On Reality TV Shows -- Exhibit A: Victoria, of MTV's Downtown Girls
With job prospects bleak and the allure of fleeting fame high, some lawyers have considered sending their résumés to reality TV show casting companies instead of legal recruiters. But competition is tough in the realm of trashy television, too. One unemployed New York lawyer is living the reality TV star dream. Meet Victoria. She is […] -
Citigroup, Fashion, Hotties, Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day Last Week: And so would Helen Thomas....
Debrahlee Lorenzana would be very attractive in a burka. — Jack Tuckner, the lawyer representing the woman who claims she was too sexy for Citibank, speaking about his comely client. -
Citigroup, Hotties, Ridiculousness, Sexism, Sexual Harassment, Wall Street
Lawsuit of the Day: Woman Claims She Was Fired for Being Too Attractive
You know something is capturing cultural attention when your mother asks, “Did you write about that woman who got fired for being attractive?” Earlier this week, the Village Voice ran a cover story on a woman who is suing Citibank for wrongful termination. She claims that her bosses found her too hot — and thus […] -
Biglaw, Celebrities, Fabulosity, Ho-Love, Hogan & Hartson, Hotties, Lovells, Summer Associates
Summer Associate of the Day: America's Next Top... Lawyer?
Supermodel Linda Evangelista famously quipped that she doesn’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day. Alas, not all models occupy such a privileged position. This summer, one model is getting out of bed for considerably less than $10,000 a day — to wit, about $3,000 a week. Sara Albert, who made it to the […]
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9th Circuit, Alex Kozinski, Hotties, Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day: His Honor, or His Hotness?
The Supreme Court routinely relies on such express instructions. And some of our nation’s hottest jurists have called for their more frequent use. See, e.g., Alex Kozinski, Should Reading Legislative History Be an Impeachable Offense?, 31 Suffolk U. L. Rev. 807, 819 (1998). — Chief Judge Alex Kozinski, the #1 Male Superhottie of the Federal […] -
Biglaw, Hotties, Job Searches, Reader Polls
Are Attractive People Better Lawyers? An ATL Debate
Women’s Health recently had an article about how pretty people have an advantage in this world. D’uh. In other breaking news, strong people have an advantage when it comes to beating the crap out of others. Still, the Women’s Health article has a money quote that every lawyer — especially an unemployed lawyer — should […] -
Career Alternatives, Hotties, Litigatrix, Sports
Extracurricular Pursuits for Attorneys: St. Louis Rams Cheerleader
We occasionally write about career alternatives for attorneys here at Above The Law. But as far as we know, cheerleading does not constitute a full-time job. So we’re creating a new “extracurricular pursuits” category for it. Many lawyers are cheerleaders in a way, seeking to boost their clients’ spirits and fortunes and tout their best […] -
Crime, Hotties, Kumari Fulbright, Law Schools
A Beauty Queen in an Orange Jumpsuit? Former Law Student Kumari Fulbright Could Be Prison-Bound
UPDATE (07/01/10): Fulbright has a new lawyer. Her sentencing date has not yet been set (because she’s scheduled to testify at the October trial of a co-defendant, after which she’ll be sentenced). UPDATE (11/11/10): Here’s a report on how testimony went. Remember Kumari Fulbright? Of course — how could you forget her? The former beauty […] -
Attorney Misconduct, Bar Exams, Celebrities, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Hotties, Legal Ethics, Media and Journalism, Reader Polls
Elizabeth Wurtzel Calling Herself a 'Lawyer': A Reader Poll
Yesterday we heard from legal ethics experts about whether Elizabeth Wurtzel’s referring to herself as a “lawyer,” despite not having passed the bar yet, could get her in trouble. The two we consulted, Professors Steven Lubet and Stephen Gillers, did not see it as a big deal. There’s an interesting follow-up over at Gawker, which […] -
Biglaw, Fabulosity, Hotties, Technology
Davis Polk's Website Makeover: Now With 100 Percent Way More Hotties!
Back in March, we reported on stealth layoffs at Davis Polk & Wardwell. Stealth layoffs are usually seen as an effort to maintain high attorney utilization rates — and high partner profits. But at genteel, WASPy DPW, long known for its passive-aggressive kinder and gentler firm culture, profits come second to pulchritude. Everything is beautiful […] -
Alice Fisher, Biglaw, Department of Justice, Fashion, Hotties, Litigatrix, Musical Chairs, Shoes
Musical Chairs: Kathy Ruemmler from Latham Back to DOJ
Superstar litigatrix Kathryn Ruemmler, a litigation partner at Latham & Watkins and an Enron prosecutor before that, has been picked to serve as Principal Associate Deputy Attorney General in the Obama Justice Department. That title is a mouthful, but lawyers inside the Beltway know it’s a Big Deal. The revolving door between the DOJ and […]