The Jabot

How Low Can They Go? Let’s End Silicon Valley’s ‘Pink Ghettos’
A single token woman on a board or in the general counsel office won’t address systemic sexism and sexual harassment.

Am Law 100 Firm Hit With $300 Million Gender Discrimination Lawsuit
The complaint alleges women shareholders make ~$110,000 less than their male counterparts.

Morning Docket: 01.16.17
* Ogletree slapped with $300 million gender discrimination suit. You’d have thought a labor and employment firm could have avoided this. [The Recorder] * Texas Supreme Court Justice Jeffrey Brown doesn’t boast a Twitter presence. [UPDATE: He does… but the point is it’s more conventional than the car’s] But his Toyota Camry has its own Twitter handle. Hmm. I guess he doesn’t buy American. [Texas Lawyer] * It’s Copyright Week 2018, and EFF wants your help in raising awareness about the abuses going on out there. [EFF] * Law360 names the practice groups of the year. [Law360] * Just how much can Trump transform the Ninth Circuit? [McClatchy] * Supreme Court takes on the Texas gerrymandering dispute. Read into this what you will. [Courthouse News Service] * Republicans calling for pot legalization to fix public services. Just another day in bizarro world. [Newsweek]

Prominent Law Firm Paid Female Employees 30 Percent Less In Bonuses
And women get 19 percent less in average hourly earnings.

No, Sexual Harassment Is Not Part Of Being A Female Criminal Defense Attorney
Why aren’t we willing to do more to protect women in the legal profession?

Supreme Court Refuses To Act In The Face Of Extreme Anti-LGBTQ Law
Sweeping anti-LGBT law is left in effect.

Armed With A Yale Law Degree, She Became A Woman Of Many Firsts
How many firsts did this woman achieve over the course of her career?

Morning Docket: 01.02.18
* Matthew Riehl, the gunman in the Colorado shooting this weekend who killed a deputy sheriff and wounded four police officers and two civilians, was a former lawyer in Wyoming whose alma mater, Wyoming Law, warned students about his “suspicious behavior” in early November. [Denver Post; Laramie Live] * In his 2017 State of the Judiciary Report, Chief Justice John Roberts focused on court emergency preparedness, but included an addendum about sexual harassment within the judiciary, announcing that proper procedures must be in place to “ensure an exemplary workplace for every judge and every court employee.” No mention of the recently retired Judge Alex Kozinski was made. [Washington Post] * Joel Sanders, the former CFO of failed firm Dewey & LeBoeuf who was convicted on securities fraud and conspiracy charges, has reached a settlement with the SEC, but the agency will move forward with proceedings against Stephen DiCarmine, the firm’s ex-executive director. [New York Law Journal] * As usual, the new year brings with it a slew of new laws. In some states, voter ID laws will go into effect, while in others, police won’t be able to arrest people for immigration enforcement purposes. Plus, pets will be treated more like children after divorces in at least one state. [CNN] * Speaking of new laws, marijuana is now fully legal in California, and if you’re 21 or older, you can now purchase and possess up to an ounce for recreational use. This a “monumental moment” for the Golden State, but don’t forget that the Feds still consider the drug to be an illegal Schedule I narcotic. [Los Angeles Times]

Non-Sequiturs: 12.29.17
* Luke Skywalker’s legal duty to save the galaxy. (Spoilers for The Last Jedi.) [The Legal Geeks] * Will the class-action lawsuits against Apple for throttling older phones lead to a resurgence in class-actions? [Law and More] * The latest episode of the Amicus podcast explores how to combat a history of harassment in the judiciary in the wake of the Alex Kozinski scandal. [Slate] * Tracking the use of the phrase “help me” by Supreme Court justices in oral arguments… which is to track the passive-aggressive stylings of the Court. [Empirical SCOTUS] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWP6Qki8mWc * Yup, this is how the President of the United States used his Twitter account in 2017. [The Hill] * Speaking of the President, he teases a Constitutional crisis in an impromptu interview. [Huffington Post] * Could a feminist perspective change the tax code? [TaxProf Blog]

New Dean Will Be Only Woman Of Color To Lead Top 30 Law School
We can only hope that the school will continue its meteoric rise in the rankings under her guidance.

Justice Department Is Just As Terrible At Handling Sexual Harassment As Everybody Else
New report says the DOJ has a ‘systemic’ problem.

The Friend Zone And Sexual Harassment
Be mindful of the fact that you must remain professional with coworkers who have become your friends.

Everything I Need To Know About Being On A Fortune 500 Board I Learned In 7th Grade
Notes to my (legal) self.

~700 Sign Letter Advocating For Better Protections For Clerks Against Sexual Harassment
Standing up for a future generation of clerks.

What Really Goes On Behind Closed Doors When A Biglaw Partner Gropes An Associate
Here’s a hint: the partner is still working at the firm.