June 2010

Career Alternatives

From Contract Attorney to Captain Cupcake

I have come to the conclusion that most Americans really enjoy three things: Freedom Earning money, and Buying food out of a truck. Think about it. Remember as a kid when you would hear the music from your local ice cream truck making its way down your street? Remember running towards it as if your […]

9th Circuit

SCOTUS to SWAT Officer: No Prvcy 4 Ur Txts

Today the Supreme Court decided City of Ontario v. Quon, a very important privacy case regarding a California SWAT officer who argued that the text messages sent on his work pager were entitled to privacy. The case has gained fame for two reasons — because oral argument revealed that the Supreme Justices are not very […]

Craigslist

3L Desperately Seeking Perfect Boss on Craigslist

Maybe finding a job should be like online dating, with job seekers putting up advertisements describing their perfect match. That’s the approach a law student in New York is taking. The 3L placed an ad on Craigslist this week, titled “3rd Year Law Student Seeking Competent, Sane, Paying Legal Employer.” According to the student’s self-description, […]

Citigroup

Is Debrahlee Lorenzana’s Former Lawyer a Creepy Dude?

It’s been a couple of days since we’ve mentioned former Citibank banker Debrahlee Lorenzana. In fairness, I’ve been afraid to criticize her and risk alienating all of the women in the world. Maybe her former lawyer is safer ground? A couple of days ago we mentioned that Lorenzana hired Gloria Allred. But yesterday news surfaced […]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.17.10

* Senate Judiciary Chairman Pat Leahy is considering a proposal to recall retired Supreme Court Justices to sit on cases when a current Justice must recuse him or herself. [National Law Journal] * Now comes the part where the lawyers try to convince 9/11 first responders to take the money. [Daily News] * Richard Epstein […]

Barack Obama

A BP Potpourri: Legal Links and Updates

Not many people are happy about the massive BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico — with the possible exceptions of (1) Elena Kagan, whose confirmation to the Supreme Court is all but guaranteed (since everyone’s too distracted to oppose her); (2) the lawyers who are getting work out of this disaster (as discussed […]

Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 06.16.10

* Oil isn’t the only thing Transocean is looking for offshore. [Going Concern] * You can’t have sex with your clients. At least not when you lie to prison guards and tell them that an inmate is your client and she’s not and you have sex with her in the interview room. [Blogonaut] * The […]

Bankruptcy

Paging All Bankruptcy Lawyers….

Are you a bankruptcy attorney who needs to empathize more with your clients — e.g., by declaring bankruptcy yourself? Check out this job posting — which won’t be our Job of the Week anytime soon — courtesy of that gold mine of employment opportunities, Craigslist: Bankruptcy Attorney Position (Dallas) Small Consumer Bankruptcy firm in Dallas […]

In-House Counsel

In-House Counseling: Go Climb a Mountain

Ed. note: This post is written by Will Meyerhofer, a Biglaw attorney turned psychotherapist, whom we profiled. A former Sullivan & Cromwell associate, he holds degrees from Harvard, NYU Law, and The Hunter College School of Social Work. He blogs at The People’s Therapist. My patient was telling me about his new job. On the […]

Harvard

Harvard Student v. Border Patrol

Those in favor of hunting down illegal immigrants who come to this country looking to better themselves will probably view this story as a victory. They’ll skip right past the part where we find out that the illegal immigrant in question came to this country when he was four. Instead they’ll accuse this guy of […]

Advertising

Career Center: Show Me The Money

The results of the 2010 ATL Career Center Associate Satisfaction survey are in, and they are part of the all new Career Center, powered by Lateral Link. Over the next few weeks, we will be highlighting insider information shared by Career Center users. Today, it’s all about the money — compensation. Tell us about the […]

Contracts

Bullfighter Arrested for Cowardice Breach of Contract

In America, nonperformance on a contract usually involves a failure to deliver goods or a failure to pay. In Mexico, apparently contract law covers a failure of courage. The ABA Journal reports: Gored by a bull in a previous match several months ago, Mexican bullfighter Christian Hernandez lost his nerve and bolted from the ring […]