Email Scandals, Law Professors, Law Schools

USC Law's Snitch Patrol: Episode Two

Last week, we covered the apparent epidemic of snitching happening at USC Gould School of Law. A person who sympathized with the snitch wrote a sarcastic email making fun of those who were outraged by the tattletale. And he was just warming up. Read on for updates, amusement, and enlightenment....

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ALL-CAPS GUY #1

TO THE PERSON WHO BETRAYED THE SANCTITY OF OUR CLASSROOM: HAVE YOU NO SHAME? I HONESTLY HOPE THAT YOU ARE CAPTURED BY TERRORISTS AND THAT THE RANSOM VIDEO IS LOST IN THE MAIL! AND NOBODY EVER FINDS YOU! I HOPE THAT WHEN YOU GO ON YOUR NEXT JOB INTERVIEW, AN AIDS-INFESTED BABOON TAKES A SHIT ON YOUR CHEST! I HOPE YOUR FAMILY’S GAS GETS SHUT OFF!!1!!! I HOPE THE ASTEROID THAT PASSED EARTH YESTERDAY MAKES A FUCKING U-TURN AND TAKES A COSMIC SHIT ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE!! NEXT TIME YOU HAVE INDIAN FOOD, I HOPE IT GIVES YOU DIARRHEA!!!! YOU MAKE ME FUCKING SUCK!!! YOU HAVE TAKEN A SHIT ON PROF AND DIARREAHED ALL OVER THIS UNIVERSITY!!! SHAME!!!!!!!! SHAME!!!!!!! LOUD NOISES!!!!!!!!

ALL-CAPS GUY #2

I would just like to clarify, in case it wasn’t apparent, that my e-mail was a sarcastic response to what I perceived to be self-righteous and sanctimonious hyperbole flooding my inbox. In order to avoid being called a “coward”, I will come out and say that I will be visiting Student Services tomorrow to request that this class be dropped from my record entirely. As much as I disagree with the tone and content of what was said by [Redacted], I disagree more with Prof. Levinson’s manipulative, unprofessional e-mail to all of us that basically egged on and begged this kind of behavior in the first place.

Earlier: Student Rats Out Professor, Then Flips Off Rest of Class

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