Judge Wade McCree

Just when you think you’ve seen it all, another judge goes and pulls a Weiner. In case you haven’t heard, Wade McCree, a state judge from Michigan, has been accused of sending nearly-nude photos to a bailiff via sext message. That’s right, we’ve got judicial divos posing for male pin-up shots right here in America (sorry to steal your Canadian thunder, Madam Justice Lori Douglas).

As they say on the internet, TTIWWOP — “This Thread Is Worthless Without Pictures.” Well, we’ve got one (safe for work, of course)….

Now, you’d think that a man wearing a bow tie would be conservative, but not Judge McCree. He’s sexy, and he knows it — no, seriously, he really is. Fox Detroit has the story:

A husband is upset after finding a photo of a nearly nude man on his wife’s cell phone. She says the photo came from her boss? What does she do for a living? She’s a court bailiff. Who’s her boss? Detroit 3rd Circuit Judge Wade McCree.

Needless to say, the bailiff’s husband was pissed — he filed a complaint with Michigan’s Judicial Tenure Commission. But he also did what any spouse would do if he were afraid of putting a beating on a man: he brought Judge McCree’s textual interpretation of his hot bod to the media’s attention.

Judge McCree, however, doesn’t really seem to give a damn. In an interview with Fox Detroit, the good judge had this to say of his “tastefully cropped,” semi-nude picture:

“Hot dog, yep that’s me. I’ve got no shame in my game. I ain’t talking to nobody else’s wife. You can almost get that here and now. I’ve sent that out to other women. There’s nothing nude about it. I’m in no more clothes than I’ll be at the Y this afternoon when I swim my mile.”

We’ve posted a photograph and a video clip of Judge McCree on the next page. Since many of you access this site at work, the picture has been redacted to remove any nudity — as redacted, it doesn’t show any body parts that you couldn’t see in a day at the beach, or in the pages of a Hollywood gossip magazine.

And now, for those of you who are willing, let’s move on to the photo of Judge McCree in nearly all his glory….


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