Morning Docket: 12.19.25
* Trump orders looser restrictions on marijuana… immediately after passing harsher new laws on hemp. Certainly no dementia at work here. [Law360]
* Lawyer for the Joint Chiefs advised that officers should retire rather than follow unlawful order. No word on whether he consulted the Pentagon’s new AI for that answer. [CNN]
* KPop Demon Hunters explain how to study for the bar exam. [ABA Journal]
* ROF’s year in review. [Roll on Friday]
* The future of the AAA is in AI. So… a fourth A. [Legaltech News]
* ADF moves to spread its assault on rights to the rest of the world. [Guardian]
* Jeanine Pirro’s office has seen criminal complaint dismissals rise to 21 percent from — checks notes — 0.5 percent. Amazing work all around! [Reuters]
Firms Merge To Make The 5th Largest Firm By Revenue! — See Also
Hogan Lovells To Merge With Cadwalader: They’ll still be HoLove in our hearts.
A Quiet Bonus Announcement: Morgan Lewis announced bonuses back in November, along with ‘extraordinary’ bonuses!
Boutique Firm Wows With $355K Bonus!: Amazing time to work for Gjerset & Lorenz!
Former DLA Piper Partner Accused Of Assault And Battery: The firm is also accused of facilitating a hostile work environment based on sex, among other things.
Man Files Federal Suit After Being Arrested Over A Meme: Everyone should be interested in this free speech case.
Dershowitz Finds A Way To Read Vagueness Into A Cut And Dried ‘No’: Right-wingers keep dropping Originalism when the 22nd Amendment comes up.
The Biglaw Firm Trying To Figure Out What The Hell Has Gone Wrong With Michigan Football
Scandal has rocked the storied football program.
A Super-Competitive Admissions Cycle At Top Law Schools Will Be ‘Brutal’ For Would-Be Law Students
This is going to be a really tough year for prospective law students.
Rape Allegation Rocks Major Biglaw Firm
The complaint paints a picture of escalating abuse.