

US Taxpayers Bail Out Argentina’s Bank As Trump’s Tariffs Help It Steal American Farmers’ Largest Market
The Soy (Out of) Luck Club.

Top Biglaw Firm Says Sayonara To Its Tokyo Office
The Biglaw firm is closing its doors in Japan, marking the end of a nearly four-decade run in Tokyo.

As Insurers Drop GLP-1 Coverage, Advocates Search For A Hero In Obesity
Insurers are cutting coverage for costly GLP-1 weight loss drugs, sparking backlash from advocates who say they're vital for treating obesity.

Morning Docket: 10.15.25
* Supreme Court refuses to bail out Alex Jones. [NPR]
* Musk’s effort to skim $56 billion off his meme stock’s willing shareholders continues. [Reuters]
* Pete Hegseth’s personal lawyer — who represented him through sexual assault accusation — behind floundering effort to make media organizations promise to only print happy Defense Department news. [ed. note: Above the Law’s sibling publication Breaking Defense has joined other media outlets in rejecting the policy] [Washington Post]
* SCOTUS considers full return to Jim Crow era districting. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Ballot measure seeks to remove state bar from judge discipline process. [Austin American Statesman]
* Charting the AI-Privacy landscape. [Law.com]
* What are the essential functions of the Supreme Court? [Dorf on Law]

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