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Morning Docket: 12.08.25

* Inside the Bernstein Litowitz drama following Musk case. [Financial Times]

* Supreme Court set to hear argument on executing Humphrey’s Executor. [NPR]

* SMU Dedman plans to depart historic area of campus they told everyone they intended to renovate. [Daily Campus]

* Federal judges did not commit ethics violations by reversing retirement plans in light of Trump election. [Reuters]

* Juror accuses fellow juror of “threats, bullying, assault.” Why yes, this is in Florida, why do you ask? [Daily Business Review]

* Supreme Court tees up a decision on the merits in Trump’s claim that he’s erased birthright citizenship from the Constitution. [Law360]

* Jenner & Block call folks back to the office. [American Lawyer]

* Examining Justice Kagan’s dissent from the majority’s “Texas can do a little racial gerrymandering as a treat” order. [One First]

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Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 12.05.25

* Supreme Court majority — without justification — allows Texas to gerrymander its maps. Now the work begins for the justices to figure out some way to simultaneously claim California’s maps aren’t legal. [NBC News]

* Justice Department’s attempt to re-indict NY AG Letitia James fails as grand jury looks at evidence and says what all the career prosecutors did: “nah.” [Law360]

* First court appearance today for man accused of planting pipe bombs before January 6 riot. How long until Trump pardons him? [Reuters]

* Apple poaches Meta’s top lawyer. [Bloomberg]

* Netflix announces bid to buy Warner and HBO. From an antitrust perspective, this is troubling. From an entertainment perspective, it’s exciting that Netflix might put the worst managed media company in history out of its current leadership misery. [CNN]

* Barrister who wrote novel about shady, rule-breaking lawyer… disbarred. [Roll on Friday]

* Ghislaine Maxwell says releasing the Epstein files could jeopardize her appeal. There’s a lot of chatter about Trump pardoning Maxwell, but keeping her locked up in appeals might be the only thing protecting him at this point. [Sky News]

* AI begins to reshape Biglaw training. [American Lawyer]

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