Above the Law

Rudy Giuliani Being Crushed By Inflated Legal Fees Renews My Faith In Poetic Justice

He's wasting his money by spending it on lawyers, because he did a great many of the things he's accused of quite openly on TV.

Judges Gone Wild

A whole episode about judges grabbing the spotlight for good or ill.

LSAT Test Platform Crashes Mid-Exam, Leaving Would-Be Law Students Scrambling

Eek! They aren't too thrilled with the resolution, either.

Judge Jails Children For Just Standing There… Menacingly

I heard she tried to give the Garratt v. Dailey kid 25 to life.

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To Catch A Federal Prosecutor’s Killer, DOJ Raises Reward In 20-Year-Old Case

The reward is now $2.5 million.

Which Law School’s Students Are Dumber Than A Dog?

A teachable moment about teachable moments.

Biglaw Firms Now Scheduling Delayed Office Returns In November And Beyond Due To Delta Variant

The latest updates on how law firms are adjusting to the new normal.

Gary Gensler Ready To Turn Everything Facebook Does Into A Securities Law Violation

Actually, it won’t even be that hard.

Morning Docket: 10.13.21

* A lawyer was suspended for forging a judge’s signature. There’s a good pun about lacking judgment somewhere in that. [Bloomberg Law]

* Judge who jailed kids under a bogus law still under fire. If cancel culture is real, she should be the Cancelee of the Month. [WKRN]

* SCOTUS Justice thinks about if cops can be sued vis a vis cigarette-smoking centaurs. I didn’t think I’d ever write that string of words, yet here we are. [Bloomberg Law]

* Beware, lovers: Ohio has an antiquated law that allows for marriage as a defense to rape. [Dispatch]

* California passes a law requiring a gender-neutral aisle in toy stores. Mx. Potato Heads are about to be flying off the shelves! [USA Today]

* California schools now required to provide free menstrual products to their students. About damn time. [NBC News]

Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. Before that, he wrote columns for an online magazine named The Muse Collaborative under the pen name Knehmo. He endured the great state of Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at [email protected] and by tweet at @WritesForRent.

These Federal Judges Got Some ‘Splaining To Do — See Also

These Judges May Not Want To Talk About Hiring A Clerk That’s Infamous For Saying “I Hate Black People”: But I wanna talk about it.

Think It’s Weird To Include Pictures Of The Judge’s Wife In Your Brief? Yeah, you aren’t the only one.

Take A Nap: On Biglaw’s time.

Partner Coaches Client Mid-Deposition: Judge doesn’t take kindly to that.

Free Ethic Lesson: Yeah, don’t do that.

The Massive Problem Of Biglaw Exhaustion

You're not the only one who is so freaking tired.

Supreme Court Arguments: A Week 1 Quantitative Recap

Additional context to help understand the justices’ engagement in oral argument, and how they may vote on the merits.  

Do I Really Need An Immigration Attorney?

Yes, you do. Our experiences and expertise allow us to navigate an opaque and broken system.

6 Questions For A Legendary Former SDNY Judge (Part II)

Judge Shira Scheindlin's continued thoughts on the topic of litigation finance.