Crime

  • Floyd Mayweather (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 05.01.15

    * Floyd Mayweather’s lawyer says that his client will post Suge Knight’s insanely high $10 million bail if he wins his fight against Manny Pacquiao. Suge says he was “really going to pull for him to win, but now [he’s] going to have to pray for him to win.” [Los Angeles Times]

    * Northwestern University School of Law is launching a first-of-its-kind loan repayment assistance program to help grads in “modestly salaried private sector jobs” — that is, if you make less than $85,000, the school will pay your loan interest for up to a year. [National Law Journal via CBS]

    * If you haven’t heard, the class of 2014 was much more employed than the class of 2013 by a factor of a few percentage points. Apply to law school right now! (No, don’t do that. The class of 2014 was smaller, so it looks like the job stats were better.) [ABA Journal]

    * “[T]he jury is out and the only sane thing you can say about Dentons is check back in three years.” Hot on the heels of the announced merger between Dentons and McKenna Long, many lawyers are running for the exits. [Big Law Business / Bloomberg BNA]

    * If you’re interested in going to law school on the east coast, then you may want to take a look at this list of schools, ranked by total employment of the class of 2014. We’d shudder to see what this list would look like if only long-term, full-time jobs were used. [BostInno]

    * A lawyer who’s suing former U.S. Representative Aaron Schock on behalf of a campaign donor says he’s been unable to locate the disgraced politician to serve him. What will happen now? We bet you can find out on the next episode of Downton Abbey. [ABC News]

    0 Comments / / May 1, 2015 at 8:55 AM
  • Hillary Clinton portrait

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.29.15

    * Hillary Clinton vows to end the era of mass incarceration. Just one of many things Bill Clinton left his mark on that she wishes you’d forget. [Huffington Post]

    * Protesters arrested on Monday in Baltimore weren’t even charged until today and are being held functionally without bail. Because at this point the most important industry in Baltimore is “being the setting of The Wire: The Ride.” [Gawker]

    * It’s cute when non-lawyers find out there was a person named “Learned Hand.” [io9]

    * At 10:00am tomorrow, the Constitutional Accountability Center is live-streaming a panel, “Home Stretch at the Supreme Court.” Amy Howe of SCOTUSBlog is moderating and panelists include Yaakov Roth of Jones Day, Elizabeth Wydra Chief Counsel of CAC, and Paul Smith of Jenner & Block, who incidentally argued Lawrence v. Texas. [Constitutional Accountability Center]

    * New York Law School has a beautiful building and have been renting out space to Rochester’s Business School to make a quick buck on the side. Now they’re going to offer joint programs with the business school, maybe their grads can find jobs in other fields. [Crain’s]

    * Chief Justice Roberts doubted the marriage equality arguments, instead championing the importance of letting legislatures decide. Like, if the Senate passes a law unanimously we should respect that intent, right? Derp. [Lawyers, Guns & Money]

    * From Amanda Devereux: 13 Things I Wish I Knew Before I Became a Lawyer. [Cosmopolitan]

    * Everything you need to know about videotaping the police. [Concurring Opinions]

    17 Comments / / Apr 29, 2015 at 5:05 PM
  • orange-jumpsuit-handcuffs

    Biglaw, Crime, Dewey & LeBoeuf, Jury Duty, Trials

    Dewey & LeBoeuf Criminal Trial Kicks Off With Jury Selection

    What happened when the firm’s former leadership reported to court for their upcoming trial? See how we didn’t make a “Dewey” pun? Aren’t you proud?

    21 Comments / / Apr 28, 2015 at 3:32 PM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Crime

    Criminally Yours: How Can You Defend Those People?

    For the couple of bad apples who are truly difficult to deal with and completely unsympathetic, there’s the majority of others who you can relate to, communicate with, and feel great about helping.

    12 Comments / / Apr 27, 2015 at 1:51 PM
  • Jamyra Gallmon and David Messerschmitt

    Crime

    Latest From The DLA Piper Associate Killing — A Secret Double Life

    Unsealed court documents offer new revelations about the case.

    / Apr 27, 2015 at 10:53 AM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Bail, Cellphones, Crime

    Criminally Yours: Let Them Have Cell Phones!

    It’s time to think creatively about how to get people back to court without jailing them. Jail should be reserved for the truly dangerous and for those convicted of crimes — not mostly the poor awaiting trial.

    8 Comments / / Apr 20, 2015 at 2:30 PM
  • plaintiffs lawyer 2 trial lawyer jury trial

    Books, Jury Duty, Trials

    Defending The Jury: An Interview With Laura Appleman

    How can we improve the American criminal justice system by strengthening the community’s role in the process?

    9 Comments / / Apr 16, 2015 at 4:01 PM
  • Judge Holding Documents

    Environment / Environmental Law, Quote of the Day

    Federal Judge Doesn’t Trust Southern Lawyers

    A judge delays sentencing in an environmental case. But not before quoting a Golden Oldie.

    5 Comments / / Apr 15, 2015 at 2:17 PM
  • Muslim rebel

    Crime, Romance and Dating

    Lawyer: My Client Not A REAL Terrorist, Was Just Trying To Get Laid

    Confined terrorist suspect was just trying to get some fly women out of their religious coverings…

    1 Comment / / Apr 15, 2015 at 1:40 PM
  • Dean Michael Schill

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 04.15.15

    * Sorry, Chicago Law, but it looks like you’re going to lose your dean. Michael Schill, the school’s departing dean, will leave to assume the presidency at the University of Oregon. It’s an upgrade for UO, and a potential downgrade for UChiLaw. Yikes… [Willamette Week]

    * FYI, D.C. Circuit litigants, you really need to “avoid using acronyms that are not widely known.” This is your second warning, your colleagues have already been benchslapped for this behavior, and the clerk’s office literally can’t even anymore. [National Law Journal]

    * After six months spent completing a domestic violence program, the battery charge against Judge Mark Fuller has been dropped and expunged from his record. Whether he’ll be allowed to keep his job on the federal bench is another story entirely. [Reuters]

    * Your law school application is a great place to explain why your undergraduate GPA is so damn low, because at this point in the process, the law school of your choice may be happy that you actually have a pulse. [Law Admissions Lowdown / U.S. News & World Report]

    * Theo Shaw, a member of the “Jena Six” who had to spend 7 months in jail because he couldn’t afford bail for his alleged participation in a gang-beating, is going to law school on a full ride. He’s “profoundly grateful” to Washington Law. Congrats! [Business Insider]

    20 Comments / / Apr 15, 2015 at 9:04 AM
  • Emily Cohen (from her Facebook page)

    Crime, Legal Ethics

    Lawyer Becomes Fugitive From Justice

    Lawyer facing upwards of six years in jail skipped out on sentencing and is now a fugitive.

    30 Comments / / Apr 14, 2015 at 2:12 PM
  • Themis statue and handcuffs

    Crime, Police, Videos

    Criminally Yours: Videotaping Crime Is Not Enough

    In our system of checks and balances, the prosecutors are the first line of defense for all of our rights. This is why they need more more healthy skepticism toward the police officers they work with.

    9 Comments / / Apr 13, 2015 at 12:30 PM
  • Nelly

    Morning Docket

    Morning Docket: 04.13.15

    * It’s gettin’ hot in herre, so take off all your clothes. Nelly’s gettin’ so hot, he wanna take his clothes off — for his jailhouse strip search? The rapper was arrested in Tennessee this weekend for felony and simple possession of a potpourri of drugs on his tour bus. [CNN]

    * “It usually takes much longer for a position to become so disreputable that no respectable lawyer will touch it.” If you haven’t noticed, Biglaw firms don’t want to touch the SCOTUS gay marriage arguments with a 10-foot pole. [New York Times]

    * “I think we’re going to see a 10,000-lawyer law firm within five years.” In case it’s not entirely obvious by now, Dentons is trying to become the largest firm in the universe, with “no logical end” in sight to its lawyer hoarding ways. [Wall Street Journal (sub. req.)]

    * “[T]his one has me bumfuzzled.” Like other legal experts, this law prof isn’t sure how to tackle Wisconsin Supreme Court Chief Justice Shirley Abrahamson’s lawsuit to preserve her power, but he does win the award for best usage of “bumfuzzled.” [Lacrosse Tribune]

    * Yikes! Pennsylvania State Attorney General Kathleen Kane recently found herself embroiled in scandal after two of her offices were searched and she was ordered to explain to a three-judge panel her reasoning for firing one of her prosecutors. [Morning Call]

    29 Comments / / Apr 13, 2015 at 9:01 AM
  • Gun 2nd amendment

    Courthouses, Guns / Firearms

    Gunman Shoots Up Courthouse, Killing His Former Lawyer And A Judge

    Another shooting highlights the security risks of courthouses.

    24 Comments / / Apr 9, 2015 at 3:10 PM
  • prison prisoner jail convicted criminal

    Crime

    Oklahoma Defines ‘Juvenile’ By When Defendant Charged, Not When Act Committed

    Shoddy police work and lazy prosecutors now hold more sway over juvenile status than being a juvenile.

    31 Comments / / Apr 9, 2015 at 2:00 PM
  • 640px-MotherTeresa_094

    Crime

    Game Perfectly Sums Up Everything Wrong With Prosecutors

    What they do for fun tells you a lot about what’s broken in America.

    25 Comments / / Apr 9, 2015 at 11:09 AM
  • Jamyra Gallmon and David Messerschmitt

    Biglaw, Crime

    A Second Arrest In The DLA Piper Associate Slaying

    Another arrest announcement suggests an accomplice in the killing of David Messerschmitt.

    / Apr 8, 2015 at 5:18 PM
  • St_Louis_Rams

    Non-Sequiturs

    Non-Sequiturs: 04.08.15

    * SLU Law clinic threatens to sue the city of St. Louis if they try and shell out public dollars to keep the Rams in town. I’d sue if I had to watch the Rams every week too. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]

    * How many law school applicants do we expect for the Fall? [The Faculty Lounge]

    * DMX’s lawyer says his client didn’t just up and rob a dude at gunpoint. Which is obviously true, because X Gonna Give It To Ya, not take it from ya. [Design & Trend]

    * The TL;DR here is that Elizabeth Wurtzel wants to be noticed. Double f**king newsflash. [Jezebel]

    * A spirited debate on where the FISA court went wrong. The crux of the argument is [REDACTED]. [Lawfare]

    * We’re not above telling the good stories from time to time. Like this kid who went from homeless to NYU Law grad. [Patch]

    * Lawyer suspended for sexual conduct with a 17-year-old and blogging. Thankfully, not blogging about the sex. [Legal Profession Blog]

    * Jeopardy! gets a legal response when it wanted a science answer. [YouTube]

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R-B-BFQwng

    Frankly, the question (answer?) is kind of bulls**t. Consent is something that gets legislated and I’ve seen Game of Thrones — those ages sound about right for that world. On the other hand, puberty is something that just happens. Unless you’re a gymnast.

    16 Comments / / Apr 8, 2015 at 5:02 PM