Caption Contest Finalists: A Sneaky Law Student’s Hidey-Hole

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists…

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Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, which were pretty great (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

A. To all the 1Ls out there with classmates to impress
It’s easy to do just follow these steps

1. Cut a hole in a book

2. Put your junk in that book

3. Make her open the book

B. How Liberty University deals with cases discussing pornography, abortion, or anything else they find offensive.

C. The most accurate constitutional law textbook to be published since the passage of the USA PATRIOT Act.

D. The 1L girlfriend experience.

E. Now that this book has a practical use its resale value has increased.

F. Con Law at Catholic University of America

CUA Student: “When do we get to Roe v. Wade?”
CUA Prof: “I’m not familiar with that case.”
CUA Student: “What?! It’s a landmark; it should be right he…”
CUA Prof: “IT NEVER HAPPENED!”

G. Coming to a law library near you: “Constitutional Law: Federal Prosecutor Edition.”

H. “In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from the Law Review office. All they found of him was a dry cleaned OCI suit, a stack of books to cite-check, and an old red pen, damn near worn down to the nub.”

To the folks who took issue with this contest: at least it wasn’t a law school glory hole! Vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through TUESDAY, JULY 29, at 11:59 P.M. (Eastern time).

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