Caption Contest Finalists: If It Walks And Talks Like A Duck, These SCOTUS Justices Will Kill It

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By Staci Zaretsky on December 19, 2014 1:28 pm

Earlier this week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.

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Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, most of which were supremely entertaining (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from me):

A. An aging Katniss and Peeta in the Hunger Games Part 12: Mocking, J.

B. May it please the Court… and Duck Dynasty.

C. Ginsburg should have suspected something was up when her fellow justices started referring to her as “Old Yeller.”

D. “Be vewwy vewwy quiet… We’re hunting for owiginal intent!”

E. So they finally granted cert:

F. When it comes to camouflage, Scalia vigorously dissents.

G. “Hey Scalia — wanna see my Dick Cheney impression?”

H. How much of a head start does the pro se get?

Do you have supreme ambitions (aff. link) of winning? Vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through SUNDAY, DECEMBER 21, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).

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