We’ve seen all sorts of lawyer advertising throughout the years at Above the Law, but we’ve never seen something quite like this. The commercial we’ve uncovered is a far cry from the typical scene of a lawyer standing in front of a bookshelf droning on and on about how he and his firm can help accident victims or those who’ve been accused of a crime navigate the ins and outs of the legal system.
Leave it to Michael A. Fiumara of the Law Offices of Michael A. Fiumara to go where no lawyer has dared to go before. Just last year, Fiumara was inducted into the National Top 100 Trial Lawyers, and with that shiny new accolade, hes now he’s attempting to represent clients who would like nothing better than to see his briefs.
Why’s that? Because Fiumara is now representing… talking sex dolls. Here’s a snippet of the absurd dialogue from a prospective client that’s featured in Fiumara’s latest ad:
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Take off your clothes,
So I can go down on you.
Wow. Watch the ad to see if Fiumara consummates the attorney-client relationship:
http://youtu.be/ML5vYxjKhL8
Silly sex doll, Mike Fiumara can’t have sex with his clients because he’s an ethical lawyer. Unfortunately, he’ll be unable to represent this horny doll. Oh, the injustice!