Caption Contest Finalists: Students Make Sacrifices To Law School Idol Before Finals

Which law school has provided students with an idol to worship during finals?

By Staci Zaretsky on May 11, 2015 4:00 pm

Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.

Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, some of which were very entertaining (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):

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A. They say that in exchange for a really generous offering, the pig transfers you to dental school.

B. Hail Bacon, full of grease.

C. He’s more helpful than your typical career services dean.

D. I know idols prefer the sacrifice of a virgin but, just by virtue of being students here, we’ve all been screwed already.

E. After the successful test run, law schools across the country began offering “paid” internships as test idols to boost employment stats. It turns out “false idol” is a JD preferred position according to US News.

Have you made your offering to Bacon yet? Vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through TUESDAY, MAY 12, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).

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