Late last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:
Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.
Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, some of which were pretty great (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):
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A. “If you like the top half, you should see my pocket parts.”
B. He’s not vain, it’s just tuition literally cost him the shirt off his back.
C. I thought you went to the Cornell Law Library for this sort of thing?
D. According to “Professor” Mike Scamkovic, the “Millionaire” contestant is already a millionaire by virtue of having obtained a generic JD diploma.
E. Who gave them this picture? Worst phone-a-friend ever.
F. You know what I’d do if I had a million dollars? Hold two law books at the same time.
G. Just wait until you see the lengthy dicta–and I’m not talking about the opinions in the Federal Reporters he’s holding.
Vote for your favorite caption in our poll (feel free to take your shirts off before doing so), which will be open through TUESDAY, OCTOBER 6, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).
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Earlier: Caption Contest: Shirtless T14 Law Grad Wants To Be A Millionaire