Last week, we asked readers to submit possible captions for this picture:

Let’s have a look at what our readers came up with, and vote on the finalists.
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Here are the finalists for our latest caption contest, many of which were pretty entertaining (a few with the most “likes” from readers in Disqus, and a few underrated captions that received the most “likes” from yours truly):
A. “Wait, that’s what he looks like? The one I’ve been looking up to all this time? With that ugly cravat? My life has no purpose.” – Emo Kylo Ren
B. “I am altering the Constitution. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
C. “The
Imperial SenateUS Congress will no longer be of any concern to us. I’ve just received word that theEmperorCourt has dissolved the council permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.”D. “Beam me up, SCOTUS.”
E. “If you strike me down I shall
become more powerful than you can possibly imaginebe replaced by a much more conservative Justice who will be approved by the current Senate.”F. “Apology accepted, Justice Scalia….”
G. “We hereby affirm the ruling of the sith circuit: It is so New Ordered.”
Lest you wish to incur the wrath of Darth Ginsburg, vote for your favorite caption in our poll, which will be open through TUESDAY, JANUARY 26, at 11:59 P.M. (EST).
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