It was December 16th at HSG on the ZOOM
Sitting in my sweatpants all alone in my room
When my man Rick Holwell called and said, Av you gotta focus
And write another Christmas rap on FOUR HOURS NOTICE!
But yo I wasn’t illin’ cause it’s what I expect
From 2020, life is nuts, so I said what the heck? HSG 2020!
Let’s do this! It’s on!
But first, a quick spin on my wife’s Peloton
I wasted 30 minutes, but my mind’s now clear
To write my rap on this dumpster fire of a year
But I ain’t got nothing, I keep daydreaming
It’s hard to write raps with my two kids screaming
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I headed downstairs to play Thomas the Train
With my sons, home schooling’s straight left me insane
I was shoveling snow, when Rick called and said YO!
Av, how’s your rap going? TWO HOURS TO GO!!!
We’re quarantined at HSG
No holiday party, no Christmas tree
No office, no presents, no hanging up tinsel
Just expert depositions with my man Tim Grinsell
But 2020, ain’t all that whack
Catching up on Netflix with Shuster, Goldberg, and Black
And Korby and Fred can do no wrong
Holding down the fort, daily photo game STRONG
Back to work. One hour left, no room to barter
But Heidlage just showed up with some SOURDOUGH STARTER!
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Baking’s done. Time’s short, I’m at the limit
This year’s been tough, but we’ve got the spirit
And we’re still on top, and that’s no maybe
Just notched a SCOTUS win for Sanson and Vrabie
So spread some cheer, it’s been quite a year
But at HSG we always persevere
My name’s Avi and I’m running late
I gotta go fix myself a cocktail… or EIGHT!
So please wear your masks, keep your hands clean
Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and SPEEDY VACCINES!