Morning Docket: 03.29.24
* Rudy fights to keep his condo from creditors. [Bloomberg Law News] * Simpson Thacher tells lawyers to relax more. Also bill more. [Roll on Friday] * Kim Kardashian sued for attributing knockoff furniture to famed furniture designer. [ABA Journal] * South Carolina maps deemed too racist reauthorized for one more election. Because YOLO. [Reuters] * Black woman sentenced to 5 years for voting once illegally in 2016 because she didn't realize her supervised release rendered her ineligible finally acquitted. [The Guardian] * Meanwhile, white Republican who believes 2020 election was stolen voted repeatedly over the years despite multiple felony sentences. Somehow there will be an effort to make this a "both sides do it" story. [Washington Post] * Diddy's lawyers think those DHS raids were excessive. I mean... who doesn't bring a tank to raid a house that you're pretty sure the target isn't in at the moment? [NPR]
* Rudy fights to keep his condo from creditors. [Bloomberg Law News]
* Simpson Thacher tells lawyers to relax more. Also bill more. [Roll on Friday]
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* Kim Kardashian sued for attributing knockoff furniture to famed furniture designer. [ABA Journal]
* South Carolina maps deemed too racist reauthorized for one more election. Because YOLO. [Reuters]
* Black woman sentenced to 5 years for voting once illegally in 2016 because she didn’t realize her supervised release rendered her ineligible finally acquitted. [The Guardian]
* Meanwhile, white Republican who believes 2020 election was stolen voted repeatedly over the years despite multiple felony sentences. Somehow there will be an effort to make this a “both sides do it” story. [Washington Post]
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* Diddy’s lawyers think those DHS raids were excessive. I mean… who doesn’t bring a tank to raid a house that you’re pretty sure the target isn’t in at the moment? [NPR]