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Summer Associate Really Wanted To Sink Her Teeth Into The Work — See Generally

Summer Associate Really Bit Off More Than She Could Chew: A summer associate decided to make a lasting impression -- via bite marks. Multiple chomped colleagues later, she’s learned Hannibal Lecter isn't the ideal lawyerly role model..

MAGA Meltdowns Down Realizing Superman Is Undocumented: Suffering a "Crisis on Infinite Cable Networks," Republicans freaked out this week because Superman is a literal undocumented alien.

Pam Bondi Solves Epstein Case By Losing All The Evidence: The only thing distracting Republican rage from Superman is Pam Bondi pulling an Al Capone's vault on that Epstein client list she swore was “on my desk.” Either her desk is a portal to another dimension or she lied.

This Demand Letter Response Brought To You By The Letters F and U: Lawyer's scorched Earth response involves less Latin, more "pardon my French."

Welcome to Equity! Please Deposit Your Soul And Way More Money: You might be shocked at how much firms charge their partners.

Get In The Office, Or Get Out: The RTO hammer drops again, because nothing builds morale like a badge swipe and having to risk a Summer Associate bite.

Elite Latham Litigator Joins Firm That Didn't Trade Integrity: Latham’s top appellate attorney defects to Jenner & Block in wake of Trump deal.

With Corrupt Allies Like These, Who Needs Imagined Enemies?: Trump administration put in tight spot after El Salvador admits prisoners sent to their prison remain under U.S. control, undermining weeks of DOJ representations to the courts claiming the opposite.

Be Sure To Fully Consider The Question Before Answering A Bar Exam Question... Especially If You ARE The Bar Exam: California's February disaster was the predictable result of moving too fast.

Keep Your Mouth To Yourself — See Also

You Can Only Bite Your Colleagues So Many Times: Summer associate fired for repeatedly biting her co-workers. Not making this up.

A Few Good Blondes: This Legally Blonde x A Few Good Men mashup is the video you didn’t know you needed.

Looking Back, The Bar Exam Was A Wreck: It looked that way back then too!

This Firm Must Not Know About The Streisand Effect: You should definitely go read the thing they don’t want you to see.

MAGA Desperate To Prove LITERAL ALIEN Isn’t An Illegal Immigrant: Hard to argue with folks that haven’t done the reading.

Merck Breathes Life Into Its Respiratory Prospects With $10B Deal To Buy Verona Pharma

Verona Pharma brings to Merck the inhaled drug Ohtuvayre, which is FDA approved as a treatment for chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

Stat(s) Of The Week: Legal Marketing In The AI Age

How are budgets trending? 

Starting A Law Firm Can Have Negative Career Consequences

There are many reasons why people choose to start their own law firms, but lawyers need to carefully consider this option.

Beyond The Billable Hour: How Scope-Based Pricing is Reshaping Legal Support

Legal departments want measurable impact, efficient delivery, lower costs, and proactive insights. Scope-based contracts create the foundation for those results.

Summer Associate’s Naughty Toddler Impression Gets Her Bounced From Biglaw

She really sunk her teeth into Biglaw.

How Consistency Builds Business Growth And Brand Visibility 

The power of persistence in legal marketing, on this episode of "Be That Lawyer."

How Appealing Weekly Roundup

The week in appellate news.

Someone Spliced Elle Woods Into A Few Good Men And It Should Not Be As Funny As It Is

What, like you can’t handle the truth?

Litigious Company Demands Removal Of A Tweet Linking To An Article About How Litigious They Are

From the clown-innovation dept

Morning Docket: 07.11.25

* Justice Jackson says “state of our democracy” keeps her up at night. Girl, same. [NY Times]

* Litigation finance survived the big tax bill. But threats still loom. [Bloomberg Law News]

* Judge blocks birthright citizenship order, taking advantage of Supreme Court class action workaround until they inevitably decide to there’s a problem with the class. [CBS]

* “Clarence Thomas leading SCOTUS charge to gut Voting Rights Act.” That’s not really fair to John Roberts who has really given it his all to gut voting rights. [CNN]

* Kellogg bought in $3.1B deal courtesy of Davis Polk and Kirkland. The new owner is the Ferrero Group so start your morning off with a big bowl of “Special F.” [Law360]

* Backlogged courts resisting AI. Why? It’s worked out so great everywhere else! [Law.com]

* “A judge has delighted barristers with his sketching skills….” [Roll on Friday]

Another Day, Another Firm Bumping Up The In-Person Quota — See Also

This Time It’s Duane Morris: Which Biglaw firm will be the next to hop on the trend?

Never A Bad Time To Call Out Stupidity: Marc Randazza wrote a response to a cease and desist you can only dream of sending out.

About Harvard’s Negotiations With Trump: They scrubbed diversity mentions from several of their undergrad websites.

Midsize Firms Have Prestige Rankings Too!: Check out the best of the best by region here!

Is This A Pulpit Or A Political Rally?: If the Johnson Amendment isn’t being enforced, what’s the difference?

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