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Morning Docket: 09.23.25

* Elena Kagan points out that the Supreme Court majority just used a glorified TRO to functionally reverse a century of precedent because, like Whose Line Is It Anyway, the rules are made up and nothing matters. [Newsweek]

* Clifford Chance unveils new logo. [Legal Cheek]

* West Point law professor sues administration over First Amendment violations. [Army Times]

* The administration says Tylenol causes autism… reset the clock to see who shorted Kenvue hours before the announcement, followed by who goes long hours before Trump announces that the company bought him a mega yacht and now ibuprofen causes cancer. [Bloomberg Law News]

* “Did the SEC Just Kill the Securities Class Action?” Teapot Dome over the weekend… Hoovervilles by next year. Right on pace. [New York Law Journal]

* Oracle taking control of TikTok data, proving that it really can get worse than handing your data to the Chinese Communist Party. [Law360]

* Trump wants charges brought against Letitia James and other political enemies as retribution for the charges he and his business faced because he doesn’t understand that his organization committed crimes and they didn’t. [National Law Journal]

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Morning Docket: 09.22.25

* Border czar Tom Homan recorded taking $50K from undercover FBI agents posing as businessmen based on Homan claiming he could help them secure future government contracts. Trump DOJ dropped the investigation. So, um, does he keep the money? [NY Times]

* Mark Geragos has malpractice verdict overturned. [LA Times]

* Trump posted — and then deleted — a Truth Social that looked suspiciously like an intended DM, excoriating Attorney General Pam Bondi for not doing more to prosecute his political critics. [CNN]

* Lewis Brisbois sees more leadership shuffling. [Bloomberg Law News]

* Ty Cobb compares Trump to Putin. [NBC News]

* Immigration lawyers scrambling to figure out how new pay-to-play $100K per H1-B visa rule works. [Business Insider]

* Donna Adelson wants a new trial based on jurors’ social media habits. [ABA Journal]

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Biglaw Partner Makes Judge Big Mad — See Generally

Unchecked Entitlement? From A Lawyer? No!: Judge benchslaps partner over actions that “candidly saddened and shocked the court.”

Jimmy Kimmel Suspension Brings On Amateur Hour: Twitter Law School explains why ABC suspending Kimmel is natural extension of letting public health officials talk to Facebook during COVID. The comparison is very dumb.

And Kimmel’s Not Alone: A Biglaw attorney and a law professor both got punished over Kirk reactions.

In A Sense, Betting On Yourself Is The Best Investment!: Law firm accused of using employee 401(k) funds to cover its expenses.

Everyone Knows The President Can’t Just Fire The Fed, What This Shadow Docket Submission Presupposes Is… What If He Can?: The Supreme Court went out of their way to tell Trump he couldn’t start firing Federal Reserve board members. He’s run back to tell them he plans to do it anyway.

Trump’s NYT Complaint Flattened By Judge: “This complaint stands unmistakably and inexcusably athwart the requirements of Rule 8.” How long has Judge Merryday been sitting on “athwart?”

What’s The Billing Code For Being Cyberstalked?: Attorney charged for alleged online harassment campaign directed at Biglaw partner and associate.

Biglaw Partner Gets Ear Pierced In Court: I think we’re all grateful Claire’s doesn’t offer the Prince Albert.

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Reality TV Star Jokes Charlie Kirk May Think Differently About Hate Speech After Getting Shot — See Also

And He Got Away With It, Too!: How did this comment not cost him his job?

Law Professor Punished Due To Charlie Kirk Post: Felicia Branch suspended for sharing biblical assessment of Kirk’s killing.

That NYT Lawsuit Isn’t Going As Well As He May Have Said: The government has 28 days to amend their plea.

Federal Prosecutor Canned For Not Attacking Trump’s Political “Enemies”: Requiring evidence? Sounds like the woke agenda.

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other: No, stepping in to stop “Bleach cures COVID!” claims wasn’t the same.