Ordinary People Invested In Hedge, Private Equity Funds Unsure That More Ordinary People Should Invest In Hedge, Private Equity Funds
That’s the gist of it, anyway, when you cut through the legalese.
Morning Docket: 07.24.20

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* Facebook is paying up to $650 million to settle a lawsuit alleging the company violated Illinois’ facial recognition law. That’s basically a parking ticket for Zuckerberg… [Vox]
* Michael Cohen is being released from prison again after a federal judge found that he was sent back to the clink in retaliation for publishing a book on President Trump. [CNBC News]
Is There A Danger In Making Fun Of Attorneys? See Also
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Lawyer Thwarts Attempt At Faking Death: Done in by typos.
Suing The Bar Exam: Why are we doing this again? Isn’t there a damn pandemic going on?
Biglaw Firm Sued: They allegedly failed to stop a cyber scam.
Hawaii’s COVID Bar Exam Plan: It isn’t great, but far from the worst.
That’s… A Lotta Lawyers In One City
Of course New York has the most Biglaw attorneys.
Report Out Today On ‘Zoom Courts’ Raises Privacy And Due Process Concerns
The report says it is incumbent on courts and the legal community to work to ensure fairness for all parties and the integrity of the process when courts go online.