Above the Law

Morning Docket: 04.09.20

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* A federal judge has upheld an Ocean City, Maryland, rule banning women from being topless on beaches. It would be amazing if this case ends up at the Supreme Court… [Baltimore Sun]

* Some attorneys in Minnesota need to be sworn into the bar curbside because of social distancing guidelines. Check out the pictures in the article, it looks like an interesting process. [Fox News]

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The news is extra sweet because it’s the fruition of an effort that has lasted years.

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Trump-Loving Texas Doctor Enlists Nursing Home Patients To ‘Test’ The President’s Favorite Coronavirus Drug

What do you have to lose, right?

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Harvard Law School FedSoc President Brings Gun To Class

Just in case you're playing online class BINGO.

Am Law 200 Firm Puts Its Employees On Ice With Furloughs, Salary Cuts

We hope those affected are able to get the support they need during these uncertain times.

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