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Cooley Law Grad or Troll… Is There Even a Difference?
(C/O ’93 Grad Claims He’s Employed as a Shoeshiner)

As noted earlier, we are trying to schedule a phone interview or meeting with him in order to get to the bottom of things. In the meantime, though, please vote in our poll:

Is this Cooley Law grad actually a shoe shine boy (or even a Cooley Law grad)?

  • Bitch, you got trolled. (86%, 1,004 Votes)
  • Absolutely. Being a shoe shine boy would be an upgrade from most Cooley grads' employment prospects. (10%, 118 Votes)
  • CL; DR (Cooley Law; didn't read.) (4%, 39 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,161

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Earlier: Cooley Law Will Say Anything To Justify Its Behavior

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