As noted earlier, we are trying to schedule a phone interview or meeting with him in order to get to the bottom of things. In the meantime, though, please vote in our poll:
Is this Cooley Law grad actually a shoe shine boy (or even a Cooley Law grad)?
- Bitch, you got trolled. (86%, 1,004 Votes)
- Absolutely. Being a shoe shine boy would be an upgrade from most Cooley grads' employment prospects. (10%, 118 Votes)
- CL; DR (Cooley Law; didn't read.) (4%, 39 Votes)
Total Voters: 1,161