Celebrity Ex-Convict Loves Law Firm

You need to respect this firm's ad. Because otherwise they'll have someone kill you.

No one messes with Machete. As he says, “Have you ever wondered who Waldo’s hiding from?” And that’s the premise of this ad for Bergener Mirejovsky, who hired the most badass guy in film (save your “Chuck Norris” noise for the next conspiracy theory goldbug with a home gym system) to pitch his firm.

UPDATE (7/28/15): Appears as though somewhere along the line our publishing platform ate all the remaining text for this piece. Oh well. Suffice it to say there was once a really great Brady Bunch Super Bowl commercial gag in here.

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