Morning Docket: 12.06.21
* Chris Cuomo has gaba’d his last gool on CNN for advising his brother on how to deal with sexual misconduct allegations. [Reuters]
* All talk, no billables: Top lawyers respond to a survey that assesses the importance of DEI in the workplace. [Bloomberg Law]
* ‘When there are nine” is looking more like a heuristic than a legal requirement. [LA Times]
* The St. Louis Zoo thinks gun activists should be the ones strapped with paying their legal fees. [St. Louis Post-Dispatch]
* Push for clemency over a man behind bars because he stole one too many bottles of Robitussin. [PIX11]
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