Non-Sequiturs

Non-Sequiturs: 05.08.17

* How the Macron victory in France would be covered by our white grievance-obsessed media. [New Statesman] * How much should you be fined for groping underaged girls? I'll start the bidding at a dollar. [BuzzFeed] * Jordan Edwards's family is suing the police department and the officer over the murder of their son. [The Root] * Trump is spending re-election campaign funds to gain support for his agenda. [Election Law Blog] * We should probably not be giving bullcrap certificates to cops. [Simple Justice] * The Sessions Department of Justice won't do anything about cops who kill black people, but it wants to investigate Uber. [ABA Journal] * Professor resigns over campus carry law. [Inside Higher Ed] * Not legal, but it's been 15 years since we all were talking about practice. [YouTube]

By Elie Mystal on May 08, 2017 6:48 pm
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(Photo by Thierry Chesnot/Getty Images)

* How the Macron victory in France would be covered by our white grievance-obsessed media. [New Statesman]

* How much should you be fined for groping underaged girls? I’ll start the bidding at a dollar. [BuzzFeed]

* Jordan Edwards’s family is suing the police department and the officer over the murder of their son. [The Root]

* Trump is spending re-election campaign funds to gain support for his agenda. [Election Law Blog]

* We should probably not be giving bullcrap certificates to cops. [Simple Justice]

* The Sessions Department of Justice won’t do anything about cops who kill black people, but it wants to investigate Uber. [ABA Journal]

* Professor resigns over campus carry law. [Inside Higher Ed]

* Not legal, but it’s been 15 years since we all were talking about practice. [YouTube]