Morning Docket: 10.25.21

* Turns out Delta-8 has been illegal in Texas this whole time? I know weed can cause memory loss, but come on now! [Dallas Morning News] * Judge scolds city and police officers for not putting their community's well being first. Maybe the officers are just big Disturbed fans? [Chicago Sun Times] * There is a new twist to the "are bikes vehicles" question, namely, "are e-bikes mopeds?" [Boston Globe] * Washington's Supreme Court has an opportunity to strike down racial covenants in housing. Let's cross our fingers and hope they do something the Founding Fathers wouldn't have agreed with. [The Seattle Times] * Minnesota's Supreme Court indirectly weighs in on Derek Chauvin's 3rd degree murder charge. Good thing he's behind bars on the 2nd degree. [Reason]

* Turns out Delta-8 has been illegal in Texas this whole time? I know weed can cause memory loss, but come on now! [Dallas Morning News]

* Judge scolds city and police officers for not putting their community’s well being first. Maybe the officers are just big Disturbed fans? [Chicago Sun Times]

* There is a new twist to the “are bikes vehicles” question, namely, “are e-bikes mopeds?” [Boston Globe]

* Washington’s Supreme Court has an opportunity to strike down racial covenants in housing. Let’s cross our fingers and hope they do something the Founding Fathers wouldn’t have agreed with. [The Seattle Times]

* Minnesota’s Supreme Court indirectly weighs in on Derek Chauvin’s 3rd degree murder charge. Good thing he’s behind bars on the 2nd degree. [Reason]


Chris Williams became a social media manager and assistant editor for Above the Law in June 2021. Prior to joining the staff, he moonlighted as a minor Memelord™ in the Facebook group Law School Memes for Edgy T14s. Before that, he wrote columns for an online magazine named The Muse Collaborative under the pen name Knehmo. He endured the great state of Missouri long enough to graduate from Washington University in St. Louis School of Law. He is a former boatbuilder who cannot swim, a published author on critical race theory, philosophy, and humor, and has a love for cycling that occasionally annoys his peers. You can reach him by email at cwilliams@abovethelaw.com and by tweet at @WritesForRent.