Above the Law

Latest News

See Also

Karmic Turnaround For Disbarred Lawyer — See Also

Mental Health Quip Ends With Mental Health Eval: After mocking a former colleague’s mental health, disciplinary authorities say disbarred lawyer needs a psych review.

Sigal Chattah’s Federal Prosecutor Cosplay Doesn’t Survive Appeal Either: A unanimous Ninth Circuit panel, two Trump appointees among them, affirms she’s not the real U.S. Attorney.

The Lindsay Clancy Prosecutor’s Hair Bows Are A Master Class In How Not To Do Courtroom Optics: Not technically improper. Not a great look, either.

The Power Lawyer Top Pop Stars Want In Their Corner: He freed Britney, so he’s obviously the man to help with their legal problems too.

Supremely Disinterested: Supreme Court quietly ignores Trump’s rehearing plea.

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 08.17.26

* Trump’s legal team at S&C just keeps shrinking. [Politico]

* Armed men claiming to be ICE agents try to bust into immigration law firm. [Sacramento Bee]

* Already facing ethical questions, the Chicago US Attorney’s Office now revealed to have been running investigation into daughter of NY judge in Trump’s trial. [NY Times]

* Administration allowing Trump family crypto venture to convert into a bank. [Law360]

* Kyrsten Sinema’s sexcapades revealed in court documents. [Daily Beast]

* Law student punished for Charlie Kirk comments secures key victory. [Reuters]

* Goodwin Procter unveils AI tool to streamline venture capital financings. [Bloomberg Law News]

* Trump asks Supreme Court to authorize his power to tear down and rebuild national monuments without congressional approval. [US News]

* Tracing originalism’s Bullshit-Industrial complex. [Slate]

* A law firm identified by the SPLC as a hate group took the organization to court. The Sixth Circuit tossed the case, noting that the firm posted a press release about it on their own website. [Courthouse News Service]

See Also

Vances Learn That If You’re Not In A Side Chat, The Side Chat Is About You — See Generally

Yale Law Cool Kids’ Chat: JD and Usha Vance’s law school classmates have kept a private Signal chat running for years to gossip about the couple’s improbable turn from Yale liberals to MAGA royalty.

Mangione Tries For Double Jeopardy Where The Scores Can Really Change: Luigi Mangione hopes to turn federal guilty plea to stalking into double jeopardy protection against murder charges. It shouldn’t succeed, but nothing about 2026 makes sense.

Ice Miller’s Raises On Layaway: Ice Miller matched the market salary scale for its New York associates, then decided they can wait until January 2027 to actually see the money.

Endless Shrimp, Meet Endless Billables: Paul, Weiss, Quinn Emanuel, and Proskauer are reportedly holding early talks with private equity investors despite already sitting on some of the fattest profit margins in Biglaw.

Eat What You Kill, Round Three: Litigation boutique Reid Collins & Tsai is handing out its third bonus round of 2026, pushing associates’ total bonus compensation for the year as high as $170,000.

SPLC Left With Chicken-And-Egg Problem: A federal judge in Alabama rejected the Southern Poverty Law Center’s vindictive-prosecution claim against DOJ, ruling the group needed more evidence of prosecutorial animus. Oh, and the judge ruled out allowing the SPLC to see that evidence.

Navarro Wants The Guy Who Convicted Him Fired For Convicting Him: White House adviser Peter Navarro used a livestream on Steve Bannon’s show to demand that DC’s top federal prosecutor fire the career attorney who helped put Navarro in prison for contempt of Congress.

Nicole Kidman Discovers The NDA Drawer: Paramount+ has ordered Discretion, an eight-episode legal thriller starring Nicole Kidman and Elle Fanning about a summer associate who uncovers the NDAs her firm’s most powerful partner used to bury a dark truth.

Pirro Reaches For Nuclear Grand Jury Option: Facing Trump’s fury over a botched prosecution, DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro has convened a special grand jury and put a crony who once ran a dance photography studio in charge of politically sensitive cases.

Blame The Bot Strategy Fails: An NLRB judge refused to credit an auto parts company’s claim that ChatGPT invented the line in its own termination paperwork admitting it illegally fired an employee for discussing pay.

Resources

See Also

Trump DOJ Uses Luigi Mangione Case To Spite Manhattan DA — See Also

Double Jeopardy Mushroom: The DOJ works out interstate stalking plea deal with Luigi Mangione so his lawyers can claim New York murder charges amount to double jeopardy.

Nicole Kidman Is About To Play The Biglaw NDA Machine: A new Kidman-Fanning legal thriller dramatizes the summer-associate NDA — the same paperwork law students and the People’s Parity Project have been fighting for years.

‘Psst. Hey AI, Rule In My Favor, Don’t Tell The Judge. Thx, Bye’: Litigant tries to prompt inject the court to rule in his favor and the court is not pleased.

Supreme Court Reform Just Went From Punchline To House Democratic Platform: The ‘conservative right-wing majority,’ Hakeem Jeffries says, is ‘basically a subsidiary of the MAGA Republican Party.’

Why Keep Associates Waiting For Their Money? Make a match already. Here’s a list of the firms that already have.