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For Some Reason Sotomayor Is The Only One Apologizing — See Also

Justice Says Sorry For Accurately Describing Kavanaugh’s Pro-Racial-Profiling Opinion: He’s yet to apologize for penning the damned thing.

You Can’t Just Call Renovations A “National Security Necessity”: The administration’s ballroom plan has two left feet.

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The T14 Is Dead. Long Live The T14: People will still use the term even if the data tells them otherwise.

Dicking Around Is Not A Crime: The only peace disturbance was arresting a protesting grandma!

What A Horrible Time To Show Support: DLA Piper contributed to Eric Swalwell’s campaign after the rape allegations went public.

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Morning Docket: 04.16.26

* “Law school ranking shakeup sparks calls to retire T-14.” We’ve been doing that here since at least 2017. [Reuters]

* John Eastman formally disbarred. [NY Times]

* And so, right on cue, Cornell’s Federalist Society is having him speak. [Cornell Daily Sun]

* Justice Sotomayor apologizes for “hurtful comments” suggesting that Brett Kavanaugh might not know any hourly workers. Her comments were always unfair… many bartenders are paid hourly. [Law360]

* Jury finds Live Nation operated illegal monopoly. Too bad the DOJ’s antitrust division bailed on this case already. [NY Law Journal]

* Latest Eighth Circuit nominee testifies that he will decide cases fairly and impartially. His online footprint explains that he’s a warrior against “woke ideology.” [Balls and Strikes]

* WNBA labor deal came together because of a lawyer with Philadelphia basketball roots. [Inquirer]

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That’s A Lot Of Judicial Firings: The Trump administration has fired over 100 immigration judges so far.

It Isn’t What You Know, It’s How You Think: Conservative judges are hiring clerks before 1L grades are in if their politics align.