Law Firm Sues Associates For Not Billing Enough
Don't give Biglaw any ideas!
Insider-Trader Chooses Friendship Over Freedom
We must admit it makes us question his shrinks’ advice, but not his mental health issues.
Morning Docket: 12.08.22

Amy Wax
* Enrollment in Amy Wax’s classes is dropping. Haha Bozo. [The DP]
* What? Companies may have to actually moderate the content they host? [Yahoo!]
* Considering a state job? You might not be as able to keep up on those new dancing trends… [CBS News]
* The Swiftie to Sherman Act enforcer pipeline is a strange one. [Business Insider]
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Conservatives On Supreme Court Very Worried That OTHER Courts Might Be Too Political — See Also

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Maybe We Will Have A 2024 Election: Sam Alito fears some supreme court somewhere might become too political. Meanwhile, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson distilled today’s independent state legislature case down to various versions of this question and Alito’s crew seemed to have no answer.
Paragraph One Of The Complaint: When Elon Musk lets it publicly leak through his press agent — currently played by Matt Taibbi — that Twitter fired an in-house lawyer for trying to prevent the company from stepping face first into potential legal trouble… that’s going to complicate his defenses.
Taking It Up A Notch: After some questionable legal moves at trial, Amber Heard is bringing in Biglaw for her appeal.
Bonus Watch: Kramer Levin. Weil Gotshal.
Remember All Those Times Trump’s Lawyers Swore He Wasn’t Hiding Any More Classified Docs? Ummm, About That …
You knew he was a scorpion when you signed the retainer agreement.