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Morning Docket: 06.16.26

* Sullivan & Cromwell tops the rankings as Donald Trump’s favorite law firm. Congratulations! [American Lawyer]

* Kirkland’s bid to build its own half billion-dollar AI requires a hefty headcount. [Bloomberg Law News]

* DOJ argues that xAI is vital for national security. Trump administration scorecard: Anthropic’s gold standard AI = banned… Elon’s upskirt image generator = critical to national security. [WIRED]

* “What Is Habeas Corpus, the Basic Right That Trump Officials Have Discussed Suspending?” A headline that is definitely the sign of a healthy legal system. [New York Times]

* Attorney joins Food Network competition. [ABA Journal]

* As SpaceX still gains share value based on… well, nothing… xAI lost its lawsuit against OpenAI. [Law360]

* Florida sues TikTok. [Reuters]

Morning Docket

Morning Docket: 06.15.26

* Spencer Fane keeps merging. [American Lawyer]

* Trump keeps paying his personal lawyers in patronage instead of cash,. [New York Times]

* SBF conviction upheld. [Law360]

* Judge orders administration has to return history to national parks. [Reuters]

* Trump administration shuts down Claude’s most advanced model and bans its top engineers from working on it — which is exactly how you forfeit the global economy to China. [WIRED]

* “Paul Weiss Ties to Tisch Family Cited in Malpractice Allegations” [Bloomberg Law News]

* Justin Baldoni ordered to pay Blake Lively’s legal fees. [Hollywood Reporter]

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Rough Week To Be A Federal Judge — See Generally

Meet In The Parking Lot After School: Ninth Circuit Judge Ryan Nelson is catastrophically bad at parking. Also in keeping his hands to himself, as he’s charged with misdemeanor battery and malicious injury to property.

Maroon 1: The 14th annual ATL Top 50 Law School Rankings are here, with the University of Chicago back on top for the first time since 2021 and the formula still rewarding the outcomes — jobs, bar passage, cost — that actually pay the loans.

Sorry Excuse: Judge Eleanor Ross sent her former clerks apology letters so deliberately vague they named neither the affair nor the lying about it — exactly the toothless wrist-slap her colleagues blessed when they tried to keep the whole thing confidential.

Face The Music: A DC judge tossed the Trump-rebranded Kennedy Center’s breach-of-contract suit and then lost its name.

Just Good Friends: Chapman’s former dean Paul Paton, the law school’s first openly gay dean, sued for discrimination, alleging the university fired him for marrying his husband and dressed it up as a pretextual scholarship-budget dispute — in a complaint that pointedly notes Chapman treated John Eastman better.

All Quiet On The Cravath Front: The 2026 salary wars are underway, but the firms matching Milbank’s new scale are almost all litigation boutiques while traditional Biglaw sits on its hands, waiting for Cravath to bless the raise before anyone breaks lockstep.

Cite Unseen: A Mississippi federal judge disqualified all the lawyers in a case after both sides caught with hallucinated cases.

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Even Biglaw Is Celebrating The Knicks! — See Also

Knicks-Supporting Partner Tells Associates The Work Can Wait Until Later: If your partner didn’t, they’re probably a Spurs fan.

Judge Ross’s Sorry Apologies Have No Consequence: Chief Judge Pryor says the low-effort response is good enough for the judiciary.

4 Attorneys Disqualified Over Poor Work Product: Yes, this is an AI story.

Ariana Grande Joins The DO NOT PLAY AT Rally Playlist: She described the White House’s actions as ‘heinous nonsense.’