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Guess Which Boutique Firm Is Paying Big Bucks?

What the world needs now is cash, sweet cash.

This Pro Biglaw Firm Just Released Bonuses! Woop!

This is going straight to the mortgage isn't it?

Hello! You’ve Been Referred Here Because You’re Wrong About Twitter And Hunter Biden’s Laptop

Just helping you out here.

Morning Docket: 12.09.22

* Repeat after me: DO NOT USE CONFUSE CLIENT MONEY FOR LOTTERY WINNINGS. [KSAT]

* Stop Woke isn’t just a Florida thing — it is a biglaw thing too. [Law.com]

* Rutgers Law is offering a certificate in hopes of combating the legacy of the War on Drugs. [Philly Voice]

* Harvard graduates are giving lip over LIPP. [The Crimson]

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B.I.G. Day In Legal News — See Also

Notorious B.I.G. (Photo by Larry Busacca/WireImage)

Sometimes Your Words Just Hypnotize The Court: Federal judge is apparently the only one in the courtroom who paid attention in the 90s.

To All The Partners In The Office I Was Hustlin’ In Front Of/Sued Me When I Was Just Tryin’ To Bill Some Hours To Feed My Daughter: Firm employment agreement charges associates for not making hours, which is… a strategy.

It’s Unbelievable: That Alex Jones keeps telling courts that he’s bankrupt… and yet keeps coming up with millions of dollars from between the couch cushions.

Mo Money, Not Mo Problems: Simpson Thacher, Mayer Brown, Sidley, and Ross Aronstam & Moritz

Gimmie The Loot: Congress is mulling over a provision that would make Ginni Thomas’s interest group work a national security secret. You know… nuclear codes, spy satellites, and Ginni Thomas consulting fees. Totally checks out!

After Jerking Them Around For Five Years, Alex Jones Exhorts Sandy Hook Plaintiffs To Negotiate With Him Fairly OR ELSE

He also claims to be broke.

The Undisputed Illest Makes A Guest Appearance In Court. Hilarity Ensues.

Finally, a legal excuse to talk about someone Notorious besides RBG.

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Cooley Associates Are In A Really ‘Unfortunate Situation’ After Being Laid Off

It's not a great time to be out of a job.

Be Afraid, In-House Counsel, Be Very Very Afraid!

There's a lot to worry about.

New York AG Objects To Trump’s Florida LOLsuit Against Her On Grounds Of WTF Even Is This Sh*t?

Go back to CivPro, bro.

Looks Like Congress Wants To Make Ginni Thomas’s Job A State Secret

Chilling indeed.

Defendant In Antisemitic Attack Moons Judge And Flips Her Off

What not to do at a court hearing.

Sidley Jumps Into The Bonus Party!

Bonus announcements sure make the day fly by!

We Don’t Want To Get You Too Excited About This Role

Who could pass up an in-house opportunity like this?