Above the Law

Lawyers Don’t Need To Give Everyone A Redemption Arc

It's not your job.

Bill Barr Thinks You’re Stupid

Or maybe you were in a coma for the past three years?

Capitol Insurrectionist Lawyer Mercifully Ends His Election Lawsuit Due To Lack Of Evidence/Money

Don't think we've seen the last of him yet!

Comic Store Includes Graphic Novel Of Allegations In Filing

Clever!

Leading Biglaw Firm Joins In On Associate Salary Raise Frenzy

Even Canadian firms are getting in on the action. Congrats!

Got A Startup Starting With The Letter ‘B’?

Today’s your day to dance with the SPAC of your choice.

Morning Docket: 06.28.21

* A lawsuit over a house that looks out of the Flintstones has been settled, and the home can stay as it is. Yabadabadoo! [NBC News]

* Trump lawyers have purportedly been warned of potential forthcoming charges against the Trump Organizations and its officials. [CNBC]

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Generational Giuliani Goofs — See Also

Remember That Kid: The hyperactive twerp from Rudy’s inauguration is now a fully grown twerp.

Speaking Of Rudy: Four Seasons Landscaping is trolling him hard.

Not Above Criticism: We’ve got law school rankings… and we’ve got some problems with them.

How To Help: Firms talk a big game when it comes to assisting new parents. Here’s what they actually need to do.

Biglaw’s Biggest — In D.C., That Is

D.C. is the country's second largest legal market, and this firm dominates there.

Stat Of The Week: The Keepers Of The Legal Tech

This department is key. 

In Re The Passing Of John McAfee

We bid farewell to one of our own.

5 Ways To Market Your Firm For Free (While Using Your Strengths)

Identify your strengths and use them to your benefit.

Four Seasons Total Landscaping Now Openly Mocking Rudy Giuliani

Don't forget to edge the beds, Rudy.

Andy Giuliani Flips Sh*t In Parking Lot While Rudy Moans ‘America Is Not America’

Showing the same discretion and aplomb which got his license to practice law suspended in the first place.