Morning Docket: 09.28.21

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* R. Kelly found guilty of sex trafficking. Really shouldn’t be surprising that a guy that called himself the Pied Piper of R&B lured youth. [New York Post]
* A district attorney is about to dismiss 60k weed convictions. About damn time. [Los Angeles Times]
* One shot for two, please: study finds COVID vaccination helps boost baby’s immunity in utero. [CTV News]
* Alabama would rather spend $400M investing in slavery than combat COVID. [Vanity Fair]
* Check out how Emily Dillan is balancing being an advocate with getting her JD. Maybe there is hope that some lawyers are good people. [ABA Journal]
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And Now, A Bold Move: Sidney Powell accuses someone else of abusive litigation.
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Well done!
Lawyer Claims Kombucha Tea Responsible For Blowing Almost 4 Times Legal Limit In Drunk Driving Case
Ironically, her argument is some weak tea.
Kraken Lawyer Countersues Dominion Voting Systems For Abusive Litigation
Can't wait for the counter-countersuit for abuse of irony.
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